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No Beard, No King!

The biggest national celebration in Holland is Queen's Day and it is right around the corner. This year is an extra special celebration.

Queen Beatrix is to abdicate the throne and thus her son, Prince Willem-Alexander will become King. But, there is one hitch...

The people have spoken and they are happy to have a King, on one condition... He has to have a beard. There's been a campaign going on strong for a couple of months now proclaiming, 'Zonder Baard, Geen Koning' or 'No Beard, No King'. I think they are right. Prins-Willem has a bit of a baby face. If he came out on the 30th of April sporting a fetching beard he'd definitely be EVER RULING!

Prince Willem-Alexander                  KING WILLEM-ALEXANDER

Further investigation proves that a King really must have a beard. Take a look at this gallery of mighty impressive Royal Facial Hair.

If you agree, you can support this people's movement by 'Like'-ing the 'Zonder Baard, Geen Koning' Facebook Page.

BREAKING NEWS: Operation 'Free Phalanges' A Success!

Source: The Disassociated Press (DAP)
13 April, 2013
This afternoon Shelley Rickey single handedly freed all 10 of her Toes which had been held hostage by the woolly militant group known as 'SOCKS' for seven months since their capture last year in September. The 10 Toes show signs of extreme weakness due to the horrid circumstances to which they were subjected during their capture and detention but all are expected to make a full recovery. Three of their captors are known to have been killed during the rescue operation.

Captain Big Right Toe, lovingly referred to as 'Big Piggy' by his fellow captives, solemnly expressed his immeasurable gratitude for their liberation but quickly added, "...today we 10 Toes have been freed but on this same day millions of Toes all over the world will suffer from hideous acts of violent oppression at the hands of SOCKS." The youngest of the hostages, Pivate Tiny Toe, or 'Little Piggy' was completely overcome with emotion and could only state, 'I'm going to cry wee-wee-wee all the way home.'

Three members of the SOCKS killed during Operation 'Free Phalanges' 

Left to Right: Bruno Breiwol, Karlheinz Kniekous and Siegfried Strompfhosen 

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This afternoon, after a forever of unseasonably cold and dreary weather, the sun came out and it felt warm and for the first time in seven months my bare feet stood upon the moss, grass and stone in the garden and i was ecstatic with joy.

A lot of people don't realize this...

But i also do Graphic Design work on the sly. Yesterday, i got this last minute job from my buddy Guido de Groot of Kito Cartoons. He also produces events and this one is going to be a doozy. See you there! I'll be the wobbly one... Guido didn't have a very big budget for the flyer so he convinced me to take the job by putting Marko and I on the guest list and providing us with free liquor all night long. Yeeehaw!

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When the Dutch say 'Cheese' Cake....

We performed at a wedding this evening in Scheveningen and the wedding cake was made out of cheeses. I'm thinking this sucker was at least 50 kilos worth of the most delicious cheeses to be found on the planet. They served it with delicious sweets, savories, fruits and cognac . Wow, I loved this. And, as they say here in Holland, LEKKER*!

Much Love & Many Happy Years To Coen & Janine!!! 



Lekker' means delicious or tasty. When the dutch taste something they really like they say, 'Mmmm, Lekker' while making a particular gesture which goes like this...

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F*ck Yeah

Hello World. Just returning from a week of hibernation... No email, no telephone, no going out, very little social media. Just rest and reflection while listening to radio shows and crocheting potholders that say, 'F*ck Yeah'.

Sometimes you got to do that kind of thing. Play hooky from life for a while just to find out where you want to be going next. Especially important when you know it's time to venture down a new path, which is something i'm feeling intensely. Next week, spring cleaning…both the windows in the house and the windows in my head. F*ck Yeah.

A Symphony played on Water Instruments

To be presented by Marko and I this Saturday 

in Rotterdam during Museum Night.

See You There!

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